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The S.A.R.F.P., from its jungle hideout, released a statement denying any "so-called 'Dawn Raid'" and claiming that the release of Piglet had occurred in accordance with the ransom requirements.
The S.A.R.F.P. called any intervention by Piglet's baby companion, Trixie, "incoherent ramblings by a government desperate to conceal the fact that it [had] paid a ransom" -- such an act being contrary to its stated position on kidnap negotiations.
In support of its statement, the S.A.R.F.P. released these photos, purporting to be of the ransom amount. The presence in the photos of the esteemed diplomatic envoy, Critter, would seem to lend credence to the S.A.R.F.P.'s claims.
A full commission, headed by Madame Ladybug (D-NY) has been empaneled to investigate these claims.
Mme. Ladybug (D-NY), heading up the Ransom Commission, has called off Wednesday's planned benefit dinner, saying it would be "inappropriate."
Inchworm rapprochement
The two Inchworms have agreed to bury their differences -- an inch and a half, according to judges -- and meet to discuss the stuffed Inchworm platform.
Stuffed Canines Union sued
Benji distributors have filed suit against the Stuffed Canines Union for illegal blockage of the DVD machine, which delayed the controversial screening for nearly 10 minutes.
Babo line of lint brushes a success
Babo's new line has been endorsed by Fierce Rabbit, speaking from an undisclosed honeymoon location.
Squeaky Bath toy to film new movie
It Came From the Tub is now in production around town starring the Squeaky Bath Toy and friends.