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CRITTER RETURNS FROM NEGOTIATIONS
FOR PIGLET'S RETURN
FOR PIGLET'S RETURN
The News in Brief
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Through his spokesman, Chicky the Duck, Critter released a statement: "Piglet remains in good health and high spirits. Some progress has been made. We urge all sides, The Government of Pooh's Corner as well as the S.A.R.F.P. to continue to negotiate in good faith to avoid any unnecessary spilling of stuffing."
A press conference has been called for tomorrow morning to relate the details of the negotiation.
Judging from this picture, the kidnapped porker is in good health. Though his captors remain masked, we at the Gazette hope that this and other photos may be used to eventually help track down the S.A.R.F.P.
The famous "Ugly Doll" called to offer his support to long-time companions Fierce Rabbit and Rattle Duckie on the eve of their attempt to obtain a marriage licence Saturday.
Inchworms judgement tonight!
An independent panel of judges will determine which of the two Inchworms is longer.
Blue dog to retire
The rattle-filled fuzzy Blue Dog will give his last cuddle and retire to the Top Shelf Home for Slightly Shabby Animals, it was anounced. No date has been set.
Benefit for Mme. Ladybug
The Democratic candidate will lost a black-tie dinner to benefit her re-election campaign next week.