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JOYFUL REUNION
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"I couldn't believe it was really him," the joyful baby said, waving her feet in the air. "They were threatening him with the frying pan -- I arrived just in time! I'm so happy to be reunited with Piglet. Also, pthbbbbbbt!!"
Piglet, detained by the S.A.R.F.P. on Wednesday, was returned unharmed Sunday to the side of his baby companion. There has been some controversy over whether the porker was rescued in a daring raid, as the Government of Pooh's Corner claims or simply ransomed, as the stuffed animal splinter group alleges.
A full commission is looking into the incident, and it is thought by some political analysts that the Grade A Prime Minister might be implicated.
Hearings scheduled for Saturday, Mme. Ladybug (D-NY), presiding.
Stuffed Canines counter-suit
The Stuffed Canines Union counter-sued the Benji distributors today, calling the original suit "frivolous."
Rattle Duckie wants "chicks"
Rattle Duckie and Fierce Rabbit, speaking from an undisclosed honeymoon location, declared that the inter-species pair would be actively pursuing offspring of some kind.
Fluffy Dog seen with Babo
Fluffy Dog and Babo were seen leaving Chi-Chi restaurant last night after an evening of canoodling. Spokespersons for the two denied the they are an item.
Bathtub production under investigation
Following an incident on the set of It Came From the Tub, the Bath Safety Adminstation is investigating. Filming has been suspended.