Yesterday at lunch, the scene: Trixie and Mama have turkey and avocado sandwiches, Daddy has his leftover open-face steak sandwich. Trixie, like most toddlers, provides a running commentary on whatever is going on.
Trixie: Trixie have sandwich, Mama have sandwich. [Looks at Daddy's plate.] Daddy have poopy?
Mama and Daddy: ....
Trixie: Poopy?
Mama and Daddy are still trying not to explode with laughter.
Trixie: ??
Mama: No, honey, that's not poopy. That's, um, steak.
Brings new meaning to having a shitty lunch!
That's hysterical.
Keep these coming, I need them for my class.
Posted by: newnewwilly at March 3, 2006 12:04 AM